A Far-Flung Virginian
Ernie Hare
1883 -1939

"How do you do everybody?  How do you do?"

A quarter of a century ago any owner of a radio set with ear phones and crystal detector could identify those words.  They were part of the theme song of the "Happiness Boys" program which starred radio's most popular act, Billy Jones and Ernie Hare.  But only a few of the more ardent fans knew one member of the dup was a native of Ocean View, Virginia.

Ernie Hare was born March 15, 1883, in Norfolk Virginia.  He was the son of Thomas Upshur and Mary Ida Roberts Hare.  The Hare residence was located on "Oak Hill" now identified as 256 W Balview Avenue.  The residence is still there.  The residence of John Carl and Louise Hare Morgan, the "Organox Cottage" (252 W Balview Avenue) was on the hill also.  Louise Morgan was Ernest Hare's sister and the mother of Ernie Morgan. 

Ernest Hare started out as a baking powder salesman, but was told that his superb bass should  assure him success as an entertainer.  By 1909 Hare was on Broadway, and in the next decade he sang with an opera troupe and in 10 Winter Garden Shows.  He was understudy in "Sinbad" for Al Jolson.  Hare's fame grew to be nationwide when he became the recording partner of a gifted song writer-comedian, the late Al Bernard.  "The Boy from Dixie."  Their living in the same apartment house resulted in a partnership to record comic specials.  Sometimes the accompanying orchestra was so tickled by their comedy that the players would get to laughing and the record would have to be done over.

 Hare's greatest success began in 1921 when he met the tenor, William Reese Jones.  Jones also was born on March 15, but in 1889.  He had a varied experience in musical comedy and opera and in experimental talking pictures which Thomas A. Edison produced in 1912.  Half a dozen years later he began to make records.

The meeting of Jones and Hare resulted in one of the few genuine Damon and Pythias partnerships of show business.  The pair discovered not only were the born on the same day of the month, but they were the same height, although Jones was stout and Hare thin; wore the same size shoes, and the maiden names of the mothers of both was Roberts.  They had identical broad smiles which made them look so alike they were often taken for brothers.

Actually, they were more devoted than most brothers and it was soon a rarity for one to be seen without the other.  But a keen ear could catch the difference in their accents.  When thee team recorded a song called "How's Your Folks and My Folks Down in Norfolk Town?"  Jones, like any other New Yorker, pronounced it "Nor-fork." but Hare showed his Virginia raising by saying "Nawf'k."

Jones and Hare quickly became on the the most popular recording teams.  They sang for  every American company under their own names and a good many more.  At one time or other, Hare called himself Wallace Daniels, Henry Jones, Robert Judson, Frank Mann, "Radio Joe," Ernie Spencer, Bob Thomas and Allen Turner. 

On October 18, 1921, the comedians made radio history by taking part in an experimental program from WJZ.  They were such a hit that the Happiness Candy Company engaged them for what may have been the first sponsored program, and they began to broadcast regular as "The Happiness Boys".

By 1925 Jones and Hare were at the height of their career.  They had adopted the 'How Do You Do?" theme song which they recorded for many companies.  Eventually, the pair's network engagements were mostly restricted to guest shots but they remained a big personal appearance attraction.  In 1938 they were engaged for two weeks at the Roxy Theater, but were so well liked they stayed for 19 weeks.

The end came for comedy's  most devoted duo when Ernie Hare died in Queens General Hospital on March 9, 1939.  He had pneumonia in its worst form.

Hear the Happiness Boys singing
How Do You Do Everybody? How Do You Do?